Draft Anybody
The fantasy league with no rules about reality.
Real athletes. Cartoon characters. Dead presidents. Wizards. Famous whales. If they're in the history books or somebody wrote them down, they're on the board — and then they have to survive a situation together.
Serena WilliamsGandalfBugs BunnyTeddy RooseveltDarth VaderHomer SimpsonJoan of ArcOptimus PrimeShamu
Email and a password. Takes about fifteen seconds.
A real squad, submitted by a real idiot
Situation #12 — Rob the vault under the cathedral before dawn.
Wheelman
Dale Earnhardt
realSafecracker
Wile E. Coyote
cartoonMuscle
Shaquille O'Neal
realCon Artist
Loki
fictionInside Man
Richard Nixon
realCoyote cracked the vault in nine seconds and then dropped an anvil on Nixon. 74.
01
Make your team
Team name, your own picture or a built crest, a nickname, and an about-us nobody asked for.
02
Draft anybody
Type a name. Athlete, cartoon, president, wizard, your dentist. The AI hands back a full rating card. First to draft them owns them.
03
Fill the slots
Every situation drops five named positions. A prison break needs a lookout, not five point guards.
04
Get roasted
The AI judge scores every squad slot-by-slot and hands down a verdict with a knife in it. Points last forever.
The rules that matter
One league, one Napoleon
Draft him first and nobody else in your league can ever have him.
No rating ceiling
Legends break 100. Monsters go deeply negative. Sauron is rated honestly and it is not close.
Fit beats talent
Five geniuses lose the bar fight. Every slot is scored on its own.
It never ends
No season reset, no playoffs. The all-time board is the only board.
Draft Anybody · scouted and judged by Claude