DraftAnybody
The fantasy league with no rules about reality.
Real athletes. Cartoon characters. Dead presidents. Wizards. Famous whales. If they're in the history books or somebody wrote them down, they're on the board — and then they have to survive a situation together.
Serena WilliamsReal118GandalfFiction126Dolly PartonReal106SpongeBob SquarePantsFiction74Theodore RooseveltReal104Bugs BunnyFiction95Shaquille O'NealReal100Kermit the FrogFiction88Marie CurieReal109Darth VaderFiction121Gordon RamsayReal92Wile E. CoyoteFiction46Genghis KhanReal131Paddington BearFiction83Harriet TubmanReal116Homer SimpsonFiction40Amelia EarhartReal97Moby-DickFiction62Mr. RogersReal103GodzillaFiction129Joan of ArcReal112Sherlock HolmesFiction90
No account needed for the puzzle.
Five minutes a day
A drop, a squad, a verdict
One situation lands worldwide. You field five from a roster of anyone who ever lived or was ever invented. At the deadline every squad on Earth is scored against the same rubric, and the judge is not kind.
Tonight · heist
The Cathedral Vault Job
Pick for The Face
Go on, fill it in. It scores you for real. Play the live one
The whole game, in one pick
Try it#87Heist
The Cathedral Vault Job
A private vault under a working cathedral, on the one night a year the alarms are down for service. Forty minutes between patrols, a choir directly overhead, and a door that has never been opened by anyone who was invited. Get in, get out, leave it looking untouched.
One of five slots
The Safecracker
needs opens what will not open, quietly, under time
Three people are available. Pick the one you'd put in that seat — judge them against the night, not the leaderboard.
Ratings are uncapped: legends break 100, monsters go negative. Neither decides this.
Last night's situation · #58
Seal the Marriage Before the Bride Sees the Body
Two feuding lords have agreed to unite their bloodlines by dawn — but the groom died an hour ago and nobody outside this room knows yet. The body must stay hidden until the contract is signed and witnessed. One secret, one night, five people.
Wax KeeperGrief MerchantDeath's UnderstudyCold CarrierHard Refusal
Every league on Earth answered this one. The judge was not kind.
The Pantheon
Best84
Mercer selling a dead groom with a straight face is the pick of the night, and Anubis sealing the contract is the universe's darkest joke.
01
Make your team
Team name, your own picture or a built crest, a nickname, and an about-us nobody asked for.
02
Draft anybody
Type a name. Athlete, cartoon, president, wizard, your dentist. The AI hands back a full rating card. First to draft them owns them.
03
Fill the slots
Every situation drops five named positions. A prison break needs a lookout, not five point guards.
04
Get roasted
The AI judge scores every squad slot-by-slot and hands down a verdict with a knife in it. Points last forever.
The rules that matter
One league, one Napoleon
Draft him first and nobody else in your league can ever have him.
No rating ceiling
Legends break 100. Monsters go deeply negative. Sauron is rated honestly and it is not close.
Fit beats talent
Five geniuses lose the bar fight. Every slot is scored on its own.
It never ends
No season reset, no playoffs. The all-time board is the only board.